I have mentioned in the past, how much I enjoy a cup of tea. I particularly enjoy tea in a lovely tea cup. So, being the punny kitty that I am, of course I have a tea joke to share, too.
So, here it is:
Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentleman?”
First Customer: “I’ll have tea.”
Second Customer: “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!”
(Waiter exits and returns.)
Waiter: “Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?”