A Cat Joke To Start Your Week: Why Don’t Cats Play Poker in the Jungle?

Hello, Namaste!

Archimedes the Cat here with a joke.

Question: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

 

Answer: Too many cheetahs.

 

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Thanks, Archimedes the Cat

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How To Make Your “Little Ones” Smarter!

People often wonder how I got so smart. They want to know how to make their “kitties/kiddies” smarter. I’ll use a quote to ” sum up” my education.

 

“Your mother must have been quite a slave to your education.”  – Quote from Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

Yes…that’s how I got smart!

Shout Out to My Shelter of the Month: Chicago Cat Rescue

Hello, Namaste,

Today, I am giving a shout out to the  Chicago Cat Rescue which is located in Chicago, Illinois.

This shelter is committed to helping homeless cats and kittens by recuing them and through finding foster homes (and ultimately forever homes) for the cats and kittens. In addition to saving the cats, the Chicago Cat Rescue provides education for the humans that love the cats. They are doing an amazing job!

I encourage my readers to help this shelter by fostering or adopting a cat.  If you are not in the vicinity of this shelter, please consider helping out by making a donation.

Check out their website through the link below.

http://www.chicagocatrescue.org/ Chicago Cat Rescue

P.S. Don’t forget to sign up for my blog!  Thanks, Archimedes the Cat

A Cat Shares a Tea Joke

Hello,

I have mentioned in the past, how much I enjoy a cup of tea.  I particularly enjoy tea in a lovely tea cup.  So, being the punny kitty that I am, of course I have a tea joke to share, too.

So, here it is:

Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentleman?”

First Customer:  “I’ll have tea.”

Second Customer:  “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!”

(Waiter exits and returns.)

Waiter: “Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?”

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