A Cat Joke To Start Your Week: Why Don’t Cats Play Poker in the Jungle?

Hello, Namaste!

Archimedes the Cat here with a joke.

Question: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

 

Answer: Too many cheetahs.

 

P.S. Don’t forget to sign up to follow this blog, so you don’t miss the fun!

Thanks, Archimedes the Cat

A Cat Shares a Tea Joke

Hello,

I have mentioned in the past, how much I enjoy a cup of tea.  I particularly enjoy tea in a lovely tea cup.  So, being the punny kitty that I am, of course I have a tea joke to share, too.

So, here it is:

Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentleman?”

First Customer:  “I’ll have tea.”

Second Customer:  “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!”

(Waiter exits and returns.)

Waiter: “Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?”

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This Cat Will Not Be Arrested

As previously  mentioned,  I am a budding pianist. I was recently asked to play in a hall. I’m off to a big city to perform before the world! So here I am with my travel bag and my sheet music. I’m very excited and only a little bit nervous. The room that I am to play in has a round dance floor.

This cat knows that he won’t be arrested because he’s good at staying out of treble!

 

Have a great day!  Archimedes

A Cat Contemplates the Piano

G’Day, Namaste!

I love playing the piano, and although I enjoy playing contemporary, my favorite music to perform is classical.  My favorite composer is Gershwin.

Do you like classical music?  If yes, please reply telling me who your favorite composer(s) is/are.

If you do not like classical music, please reply and tell me what type of music you like.

I can’t wait to hear from you, and don’t forget to sign up to follow this blog!

Thanks, Archimedes the Cat

Help A Cat Out: What is a Tigon?

Namaste!

Help me out, please.  My family has gone out for the day. So, I need your help.

I was listening to the radio and I heard someone mention a “tigon”.

Please, post a reply to let me know what a tigon is.

Thanks, Your Friend, Archimedes the Cat

(P.S. I know that you can type better than a cat, because most humans have opposable thumbs. So, please, don’t even paws.  Get on your keyboard and give me a hand.)  Thanks!

Invitation: Send Photos of Your Cat(s)

Hello, Greetings, Namaste,

On Fridays, I celebrate Fridays with Friends.  On Fridays with Friends, I like to post pictures of other cats (and other animals if they are in the photo with a cat.)

Please send your pictures that include your cat(s) by the end of Thursday in order to have your pets’ pictures posted on Friday.  Don’t forget to include your pets’ names.

You should send your pictures to me at: archimedesthecatblog@yahoo.com.

Cheers,

Archimedes the Cat