A Cat Joke To Start Your Week: Why Don’t Cats Play Poker in the Jungle?

Hello, Namaste!

Archimedes the Cat here with a joke.

Question: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?

 

Answer: Too many cheetahs.

 

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Thanks, Archimedes the Cat

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A Cat Shares a Tea Joke

Hello,

I have mentioned in the past, how much I enjoy a cup of tea.  I particularly enjoy tea in a lovely tea cup.  So, being the punny kitty that I am, of course I have a tea joke to share, too.

So, here it is:

Waiter: “Tea or coffee, gentleman?”

First Customer:  “I’ll have tea.”

Second Customer:  “Me, too – and be sure the glass is clean!”

(Waiter exits and returns.)

Waiter: “Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?”

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This Cat Will Not Be Arrested

As previously  mentioned,  I am a budding pianist. I was recently asked to play in a hall. I’m off to a big city to perform before the world! So here I am with my travel bag and my sheet music. I’m very excited and only a little bit nervous. The room that I am to play in has a round dance floor.

This cat knows that he won’t be arrested because he’s good at staying out of treble!

 

Have a great day!  Archimedes

A Cat Contemplates the Piano

G’Day, Namaste!

I love playing the piano, and although I enjoy playing contemporary, my favorite music to perform is classical.  My favorite composer is Gershwin.

Do you like classical music?  If yes, please reply telling me who your favorite composer(s) is/are.

If you do not like classical music, please reply and tell me what type of music you like.

I can’t wait to hear from you, and don’t forget to sign up to follow this blog!

Thanks, Archimedes the Cat

An Apple (Joke) a Day

I have hear that an apple a day is good for you. So, I decided to help myself to an entire bowl of apples.

Since I can’t share the apples with you, I thought I’d share an apple joke with you.

 

Question: Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple?

Answer: Because everyone had to go in pears (pairs)!